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Goofs on Dubya 1.3 Mean Big Bucks for You!

Within the Department of Agriculture where I work as the Director of Artificial Intelligence Seed & Plant Research, with co-operation of two other top officials, we have acquired an overdue payment of $32 million in US funds.

How we came by this HANdSOME SUM interesting, but not necessary to detail suffice to say development of the Dubya(da) 1.3 basic Artificial Intelligence seed system hit unforeseen snags and cost overruns. That and the vagaries of Martian mathematics and a less than perfect accounting system resulted in our being left holding the lucrative $32 mil bag. Also, the Dubya 1.3 malfunctioning on Earth the way it (he) does has brought unwanted attention to our Department and though we innocent as babes, must dispose of accumulated booty or face embarrassingly long terms of incarceration, separated from our dear concubines and progeninies.

You may wonder how you can help and acquire part of this huge windfall just for doing a good deed for helping three humble, hard working, lucky bureaucrats. Simple. We can transfer loot out of sight with assistance of a foreign partner you get 10%.

NOTE. THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS absolute "CONFIDENTIALITY" AND secrecy. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. You can contact me at this email address and ESTABLISH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE BETWEEN OURSELVES by you buying one or more Evidence of TRUST AND CONFIDENCE Items from here while the supply lasts.

Thank you and gerdengkle gyir,
Muyi Haklet Bren
Director of Artificial Intelligence Seed & Plant Research
 
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